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Re: Colonoscopy and the Art of Motorcycling

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Actually what Louis asked was,

“Doctor why do you have both hands on my shoulders?”
I asked my dr that, weird thing was he is a dentist.
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Re: Colonoscopy and the Art of Motorcycling

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I was going to ask for the forum's collective advice on my forthcoming penis reduction surgery, but after reading some of the less than empathetic responses here, i won't be bothering.






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Re: Colonoscopy and the Art of Motorcycling

When I had my first I took up ski jumping on the day prior and followed the regimen to the tee. My best (and last) jump set a world record, but was disallowed for unsportsmanlike conduct.
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Re: Colonoscopy and the Art of Motorcycling

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I was going to ask for the forum's collective advice on my forthcoming penis reduction surgery, but after reading some of the less than empathetic responses here, i won't be bothering.

I’m concerned with the direction your life is taking if you want to turn your penis into a cli***is
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