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View Poll Results: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?
Are you nuts!? No way! 74 23.87%
One week 41 13.23%
One month 27 8.71%
Three months (What can I say, I'm Married) 41 13.23%
A Full Year (I love riding!) 14 4.52%
More than One Year (it's not like I'm getting any anyhow) 79 25.48%
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How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

Well? How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling? - Choices above
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Obama is going to give away free condoms. Let the good times roll! We'll be to busy to ride.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:36 PM
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

Are you nuts?
No way that they should be separated.

I used to tell my wife that the three most important things in my life was [is]:
Food, Sex, and Motorcycles.

The order of importance depended of which was satisfied most recently.
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

The real question is how long could you give up motorcycling, for sex?
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

The way I look at it is that I want to go on an Alaska trip and take about a month to do it, so that is what I voted as I am obviously making a decision to not be around my wife for a month, thus, being loyal, I would be consciously giving up sex for a month!

(unless you count self tests and blowjobs.....but, our esteemed 1990s President declared that getting a hummer was not sex, so, surely neither is performing a self test....who can argue with the President?)

So, any of those that responded "No way" think about the rallies that you have attended. Unless we have some brokeback motorcycling going on, y'all have also given up sex for at least a few days and most for a week or more.
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

So, you guys in the "Are you nuts? No way!" category:
How's Rosie Palm and her sisters!
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

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Are you nuts?
No way that they should be separated.

I used to tell my wife that the three most important things in my life was [is]:
Food, Sex, and Motorcycles.

The order of importance depended of which was satisfied most recently.
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

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So, you guys in the "Are you nuts? No way!" category:
How's Rosie Palm and her sisters!
You mean sex with yourself doesn't count?
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You mean sex with yourself doesn't count?


Absolutely not! That is a basic life function when someone holds out on you....don't you know if you don't use it, you lose it???
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....don't you know if you don't abuse it, you lose it???
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

good motorcycling will get u thru times of no sex

while sex wont get u thru times of good motorcycling

cycling the most fun u can have with your clothes on ! ! ! ! !

lasts longer & dose not argue or talk

cost as least as much but its worth it
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good motorcycling will get u thru times of no sex

while sex wont get u thru times of good motorcycling

cycling the most fun u can have with your clothes on ! ! ! ! !

lasts longer & dose not argue or talk

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cost at least as much

You haven't met my wife! Motorcycles are a bargain compared to her "expenses"!
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Rosie Palm does not want to have a conversation afterwards!
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I used to tell my wife that the three most important things in my life was [is]:
Food, Sex, and Motorcycles.

I always thought that the 4 things I'd need on a deserted island were,

Food
Water
Pussy, and

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Strange Pussy!

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So, any of those that responded "No way" think about the rallies that you have attended. Unless we have some brokeback motorcycling going on, y'all have also given up sex for at least a few days and most for a week or more.


Ok, I'll give up one week for a mc trip, [occasionally] but only with SEX before and after.
I don't give up eating for riding [We always stop accasionally to eat] either.
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why would one need to give up either??? ride 2 up
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So, any of those that responded "No way" think about the rallies that you have attended. Unless we have some brokeback motorcycling going on, y'all have also given up sex for at least a few days and most for a week or more.

Uhm.. well Randy...not necessarily true.. You failed to mention excellent phone sex, text sex, and email sex!!!

Give up one for the other??...surely you jest!!
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I thought we were into motorcycling because that makes us BAD ASS motorcycle guys and we would get all the Chicks ? Now you tell me I have to give up sex to ride ?

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...27yrs. of wedded bliss....You shitt'in me??......LETS RIDE!!!! THINK SRING!!
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Uhm.. well Randy...not necessarily true.. You failed to mention excellent phone sex, text sex, and email sex!!!

Give up one for the other??...surely you jest!!
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Um.. Randy.. sorry darlin', I didn't mean phone sex with you!
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No.
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My wife likes to ride one way or the other!
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errr, whats wrong with sex while riding?
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The way I look at it is that I want to go on an Alaska trip and take about a month to do it, so that is what I voted as I am obviously making a decision to not be around my wife for a month, thus, being loyal, I would be consciously giving up sex for a month!

(unless you count self tests and blowjobs.....but, our esteemed 1990s President declared that getting a hummer was not sex, so, surely neither is performing a self test....who can argue with the President?)

So, any of those that responded "No way" think about the rallies that you have attended. Unless we have some brokeback motorcycling going on, y'all have also given up sex for at least a few days and most for a week or more.
Not me Randy, I brought the wife with me on the back of the KS
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Not me Randy, I brought the wife with me on the back of the KS

Tony,

Not all of us have wives that like to ride....mine no longer does....B.K. (Before Kids) she rode everywhere with me, but hat was years ago. The kids are grown and on their own and I ride alone (which is not always a bad thing).

On a trip like one to Alaska, I wouldn't want her along anyway as it will not be on a set schedule and there will be some long, long days.....neither of which she is fond of!
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Tony,

Not all of us have wives that like to ride....mine no longer does....B.K. (Before Kids) she rode everywhere with me, but hat was years ago. The kids are grown and on their own and I ride alone (which is not always a bad thing).

On a trip like one to Alaska, I wouldn't want her along anyway as it will not be on a set schedule and there will be some long, long days.....neither of which she is fond of!
Don't blame you randy, the wife was not too happy on he back
after the 2500 mile mark, she claims next time she will be on her own bike when we travel long distances.
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Buy a bike after she says "I dont care if you buy that bike, do whatever you want". You'll find out how long you have to give up sex.
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

ok, here is the answer, a vibrator that you mount in the seat and hook to the engine.Now you ride to have sex! http://www.motorcycleseataccessories.com/vibe_rider.asp
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errr, whats wrong with sex while riding?
Double your pleasure, double your fun. Any pict's?
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ok, here is the answer, a vibrator that you mount in the seat and hook to the engine.Now you ride to have sex! http://www.motorcycleseataccessories.com/vibe_rider.asp

Sure, Jim.. looks like it would work for the flower-sniffing cruiser riders at 55 mph on the interstate... just sayin'...
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Do you think it might distract you at 120 in a tight corner? Wonder if one would make the girl friend hang on tighter? Dam near lost her one time in some low speed twistys.
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ok, here is the answer, a vibrator that you mount in the seat and hook to the engine.Now you ride to have sex! http://www.motorcycleseataccessories.com/vibe_rider.asp

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Are all you people zapped ?

There are three things that people need to survive. 1) oxygen

2) food

3) sex

Motorcycles comes close and is probably, next.

And to quote one of my uncles " It is the best meal, a man can have ! "

You see, sex may evern rank # 2, if one wants to debate it. :-)
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Not sure I understand the question..........I am saving myself for the right bike.
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I'm not willing to find out....
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Well? How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling? - Choices above

You mean with other people?
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You mean with other people?

Joe, you're just incorrigible!!
I can see that wicked sparkle in your eyes as you say that!
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Would not ever give it up, but I will ride motorcycles for sex.
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And here I thought it was the smile that always gave me away! See you soon.
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This poll is pointless... isn't that why there are hookers... err I mean strippers... I mean hot premed chicks!

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Hookers are for business people who don't have the time.

I have a friend who keeps saying that they are cheaper in the long run :-).

It is kind of like a front end mutual fund. You pay at the beginning but there are no redemption, penalties.

But why are we talking about hookers. We all have bmw's. That is class in itself.
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Hookers are for business people who don't have the time.

I have a friend who keeps saying that they are cheaper in the long run :-).

It is kind of like a front end mutual fund. You pay at the beginning but there are no redemption, penalties.

But why are we talking about hookers. We all have bmw's. That is class in itself.
A buddy of mine used to say "at least a hooker let's u know the price up front"
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Depends on how good the motorcycle is or how good the sex is.
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I will never give up riding!!
Anyway you have to remember that this is a season sport in Norway. All my kids are born late fall which gives you an idea as to what I`m doing in wintertime.
The other benefit of that is being able to elope on the bike when pregnancy hormones is getting out of hand.

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It is best described as MMA

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You are hilarious Trond a true ride/sex maniac....

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I will never give up riding!!
Anyway you have to remember that this is a season sport in Norway. All my kids are born late fall which gives you an idea as to what I`m doing in wintertime.
The other benefit of that is being able to elope on the bike when pregnancy hormones is getting out of hand.

As for sex in a relationship....
It is best described as MMA

In the begining it stands for Morning, Midday and Afternoon
After some time it spells March, May and August
And then after some years, Maybe Mid April.
No wounder I look forward to Easter....


Rememer safe..... riding!
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You are hilarious Trond a true ride/sex maniac....

I just cant help myself

No pun intended
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After MMA

It becomes PMS !



And what that stands for is Pack My Suitcase ,( cause I am out of here ).


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Why would I do that? The GT's got a strategic hump on the pillion and wifey seems to enjoy the bike. I'm always happy to get home after a day of riding 2 up
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What a perv poll......Vic rides/drives a BM......he gets P***y.....answering or responding to this poll only plays into his psycho drama.........to wit:I get sex WHILE f*cking my MC,thankyou.What a stupid poll........man up Vic.


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What a perv poll......Vic rides/drives a BM......he gets P***y.....answering or responding to this poll only plays into his psycho drama.........to wit:I get sex WHILE f*cking my MC,thankyou.What a stupid poll........man up Vic.


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This friend of mine, after his opern heart surgery, asked the doctor how he should handle sex. The doctor goes: "with your wife, or your girlfriend?". My friend says, I only have a wife - no girlfriend. The doctor says: "when you get out of the hospital you start at twice a day for a month, than twice a week in the 2nd month, twice a month in the 3rd month, and then you can go to the usual twice a year...
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Re: How long would you be willing to give up sex for motorcycling?

i've been married a long time...
i've learned to live without sex....
but, i won't give motorcycling the same "courtesy"

one funny story...
along with my bmws, i once owned a 2001 GSX-R750....
for my birthday, my wife almost had the tank repainted by a great harley custom painter in town...
to look entirely like a VAGINA....
no kidding
she didn't, thank goodness
now THAT bike would have made the cover of SOME magazine...

great thread
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